Simply Divine - Chapter 10"Order! Order! ORDER!" The shrill cries of a goddess seated in the upper levels brought the entire room to a hush within seconds. The goddess shifted her piercing stare across the room, giving an accusing glance to every pair of eyes she met. "Have you lost your minds? This is an assembly of perfect beings, not some barbaric whorehouse! We will govern not with flighty passions but with cold, sober justice!" "Sober in the non-drunk sense or sober in the calm, focused sense?" "Both of them, Dionysus." "Damn." "I know thSimply Divine - Chapter 10
The Dangers of Time TravelJim and Pete slouched back in their well-cushioned couch, playing video games as the rain beat down on the windows. "Hey, Jim." "Yeah, Pete?" "Did you know that my watch has a special dial on it that lets me travel through time?" "Get outta here. Let me see it." "Sure. I'll just go a few minutes into the future and see what's happening." Pete tweaked a few buttons and knobs on his fancy digital watch, and he disappeared in a bright flash of light.The Dangers of Time Travel
In a split-second, Pete was back in another flash of light. "Jim!" he sho
Simply Divine - Chapter 9Many great philosophers have pondered what one needs to live. Some say it is merely the simple necessities of food and water, while other, loftier individuals claim that such things as love, knowledge, and righteousness are needed to truly live. Celestine, on the other hand, was pretty sure that all she needed to live at the moment was a quick pair of legs. With the distance between her and Laila growing as thin as Laila's patience, it was a great stroke of luck that the entrance to the grand domed Palace was just a few steps ahead. Celestine flung the door open and launched herself through, Laila gSimply Divine - Chapter 9
Atoms These DaysDid I ever tell you about the good ol' days? Back then, we atoms knew what romance was all about. We'd politely court a lovely young nitrogen or a sweet darling carbon (since those dazzling neons and argons were too high-class to bond with anyone), we'd take her out to dinner, and then, by god, we'd tie the knot before we went and bonded with her. Nothing too dirty, mind you, just a pleasant bit of covalent bonding, and only for the purpose of creating molecules, mind you. Sure, there were a few diatomic deviants who alway wanted to bond with their own kind, but aside from that filthy bromine gas anAtoms These Days
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I'm planning on drawing her again, when I have my Caran d'ache color pencils.
This time with a different suit : D
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